{"id":102,"date":"2026-03-05T21:31:10","date_gmt":"2026-03-05T21:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/?p=102"},"modified":"2026-05-02T13:38:08","modified_gmt":"2026-05-02T13:38:08","slug":"cote-bananes-ca-dit-quoi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/index.php\/2026\/03\/05\/cote-bananes-ca-dit-quoi\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00f4t\u00e9 BANANES \u00e7a dit quoi ?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Les bananes \u00ab\u00a0classiques\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong> sont \u00e0 45\u20ac<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les bananes \u00ab\u00a0XL\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong> et \u00ab\u00a0sp\u00e9ciales\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong> sont \u00e0 60\u20ac<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

S’il manque un num\u00e9ro, c’est que c’est vendu !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Catherinette #1 : \u00ab\u00a0Tender BigFoot\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vous sentirez ce bon vieux bonhomme poilu contre votre thorax. Un v\u00e9ritable \u00e9crin d’amour.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Catherinette #2 : \u00ab\u00a0Lotus et bouche cousue\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Transplaner directement vers l’Asie. Le billet retour est \u00e0 votre charge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Catherinette #3 : \u00ab\u00a0Miko Banane-Coco\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

On aurait presque envie d’en prendre un croc…!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Catherinette #4 : \u00ab\u00a0La Lyonnaise\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mod\u00e8le valid\u00e9e par Jacquard \u00e0 la derni\u00e8re f\u00eate du style.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Catherinette #5 : \u00ab\u00a0White Lotus\u00a0\u00bb (la tenture dans le g\u00e9n\u00e9rique, saison 2, obv.)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Avec elle, plus de mauvais karma. Le malheur n’arrivera qu’aux autres.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Catherinette #6 : \u00ab\u00a0La Iznogoud\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Id\u00e9ale si vous voulez devenir Calif.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Catherinette #7 : \u00ab\u00a0La Miko Coco-Banane<\/strong>\u00ab\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Elle peut servir de sac cong\u00e9lation aussi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Catherinette #8 : \u00ab\u00a0La VeryDisco\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Id\u00e9ale pour faire carri\u00e8re dans la musique.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Catherinette #9 : \u00ab\u00a0La Royale\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Provient probablement d’une taie d’oreiller qui aurait peut \u00eatre jadis appartenu \u00e0 un quelqu’un apparemment proche d’un disciple royal…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Catherinette #10 : \u00ab\u00a0\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Catherinette #11 : \u00ab\u00a0\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Les bananes \u00ab\u00a0classiques\u00a0\u00bb sont \u00e0 45\u20ac Les bananes \u00ab\u00a0XL\u00a0\u00bb et \u00ab\u00a0sp\u00e9ciales\u00a0\u00bb sont \u00e0 60\u20ac S’il manque un num\u00e9ro, c’est que c’est vendu ! Catherinette #1 : \u00ab\u00a0Tender BigFoot\u00a0\u00bb Vous sentirez ce bon vieux bonhomme poilu contre votre thorax. Un v\u00e9ritable \u00e9crin d’amour. Catherinette #2 : \u00ab\u00a0Lotus et bouche cousue\u00a0\u00bb Transplaner directement vers l’Asie. Le billet … <\/p>\n

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