{"id":102,"date":"2026-03-05T21:31:10","date_gmt":"2026-03-05T21:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/?p=102"},"modified":"2026-03-16T20:53:27","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T20:53:27","slug":"cote-bananes-ca-dit-quoi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/index.php\/2026\/03\/05\/cote-bananes-ca-dit-quoi\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00f4t\u00e9 BANANES \u00e7a dit quoi ?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Les bananes <strong>\u00ab\u00a0classiques\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong> sont \u00e0 <strong>45\u20ac<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Les bananes <strong>\u00ab\u00a0XL\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong> et <strong>\u00ab\u00a0sp\u00e9ciales\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong> sont \u00e0 <strong>60\u20ac<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>Catherinette #1 : \u00ab\u00a0Tender BigFoot\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Vous sentirez ce bon vieux bonhomme poilu contre votre thorax. Un v\u00e9ritable \u00e9crin d&rsquo;amour.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Prix :<strong> 45\u20ac<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4444-1-1024x576.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-292\" srcset=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4444-1-1024x576.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4444-1-300x169.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4444-1-768x432.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4444-1-1536x864.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4444-1.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 706px) 89vw, (max-width: 767px) 82vw, 740px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4443-1-1024x576.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-293\" srcset=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4443-1-1024x576.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4443-1-300x169.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4443-1-768x432.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4443-1-1536x864.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4443-1.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 706px) 89vw, (max-width: 767px) 82vw, 740px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>Catherinette #2 : \u00ab\u00a0Lotus et bouche cousue\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Transplaner directement vers l&rsquo;Asie. Le billet retour est \u00e0 votre charge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4448-1-1024x576.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-294\" srcset=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4448-1-1024x576.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4448-1-300x169.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4448-1-768x432.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4448-1-1536x864.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4448-1.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 706px) 89vw, (max-width: 767px) 82vw, 740px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4446-1-1024x576.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-295\" srcset=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4446-1-1024x576.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4446-1-300x169.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4446-1-768x432.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4446-1-1536x864.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4446-1.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 706px) 89vw, (max-width: 767px) 82vw, 740px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>Catherinette #3 : \u00ab\u00a0Miko Banane-Coco\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">On aurait presque envie d&rsquo;en prendre un croc&#8230;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"601\" src=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4871-scaled-e1773692824569-1024x601.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4871-scaled-e1773692824569-1024x601.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4871-scaled-e1773692824569-300x176.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4871-scaled-e1773692824569-768x451.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4871-scaled-e1773692824569-1536x902.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4871-scaled-e1773692824569-2048x1203.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 706px) 89vw, (max-width: 767px) 82vw, 740px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"685\" src=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4872-scaled-e1773692738728-1024x685.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-367\" srcset=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4872-scaled-e1773692738728-1024x685.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4872-scaled-e1773692738728-300x201.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4872-scaled-e1773692738728-768x514.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4872-scaled-e1773692738728-1536x1028.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4872-scaled-e1773692738728-2048x1370.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 706px) 89vw, (max-width: 767px) 82vw, 740px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>Catherinette #4 : \u00ab\u00a0La Lyonnaise\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Mod\u00e8le valid\u00e9e par Jacquard \u00e0 la derni\u00e8re f\u00eate du style.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4873-scaled-e1773693332586-1024x600.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4873-scaled-e1773693332586-1024x600.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4873-scaled-e1773693332586-300x176.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4873-scaled-e1773693332586-768x450.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4873-scaled-e1773693332586-1536x900.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4873-scaled-e1773693332586-2048x1200.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 706px) 89vw, (max-width: 767px) 82vw, 740px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"635\" src=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4874-scaled-e1773692777185-1024x635.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4874-scaled-e1773692777185-1024x635.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4874-scaled-e1773692777185-300x186.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4874-scaled-e1773692777185-768x476.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4874-scaled-e1773692777185-1536x952.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_4874-scaled-e1773692777185-2048x1270.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 706px) 89vw, (max-width: 767px) 82vw, 740px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les bananes \u00ab\u00a0classiques\u00a0\u00bb sont \u00e0 45\u20ac Les bananes \u00ab\u00a0XL\u00a0\u00bb et \u00ab\u00a0sp\u00e9ciales\u00a0\u00bb sont \u00e0 60\u20ac Catherinette #1 : \u00ab\u00a0Tender BigFoot\u00a0\u00bb Vous sentirez ce bon vieux bonhomme poilu contre votre thorax. Un v\u00e9ritable \u00e9crin d&rsquo;amour. Prix : 45\u20ac Catherinette #2 : \u00ab\u00a0Lotus et bouche cousue\u00a0\u00bb Transplaner directement vers l&rsquo;Asie. Le billet retour est \u00e0 votre charge. Catherinette &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/index.php\/2026\/03\/05\/cote-bananes-ca-dit-quoi\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;C\u00f4t\u00e9 BANANES \u00e7a dit quoi ?&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-banane"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":370,"href":"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions\/370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peauxdebananes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}